I’m Melissa, a 19 year old girl from Malaysia who is in love with Jakob Dylan, that beautiful beautiful man with the sexy low voice and piercing blue eyes and messy black hair.

His ugly camo hat, which he has an unnatural love for, should be burned because it is covering that lovely head of hair of his and goddammit, let us see it, you hunk.

I would very much like to be Paige Dylan.

While Jakob is the love of my life, Damon Albarn is my summer fling, and as I’m from Malaysia, summer’s all year long so hell yeah, Dan Abnormal’s mine FOREVER.

I also nurse an unhealthy love for Trent Lane, the hottest cartoon character in the whole wide world. I shall stop myself from singing Jakob’s “Nothing But the Whole Wide World” out loud, as that would simply scream crazy fangirl.

I assume you think I am mad now and yes, I do believe I am.

This “about me” is terrible. Click ‘tags’ to see my interests as it seems I am only capable of writing about my love for Jakob and who wants to see such drivel?

Do click the Jakob tag though, it’s gorgeous, GORGEOUS.

Jakob Luke Dylan says hello.