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I am Lokitty, of Catgard, and I am burdened with glorious purrrpose.

This windowsill pleases me. 

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i would watch this everyday. 

And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?

Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…

Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?

Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.

LMAO @ Sports!!!! 

OMFG SPORTS

And now Robert Downey Jr with the stock report.

And now to conclude with Odin

It’s a beautiful day and Loki’s still adopted 

wHAT IS THIS

I CAN’T EVEN

ASLDGHISDOGHIOSD

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DOST MOTHER KNOW YOU WEARETH HER DRAPES

THE AVENGERS SUMMARY: PART 1

• Nick Fury: We have this unstable thing called the Baccarat or whatever and you can tell it has unlimited energy because it GLOWS
• Loki: Hey guys I'm back did you miss me
• Hawkeye: I did a little
• Loki: K let's see what this spear or whatever does
• Spear or whatever: BAZAM MOTHERFUCKERS
• Loki: Right I'll be taking your Baccarat your scientist guy and your sexiest agent
• Nick Fury: Hey so we need to do that Avenger thing now
• Agent Coulson: That might take a really long time
• Nick Fury: Whatever do it in montage
• Bruce Banner: I'm the cuddliest version of the Hulk
• Capt. Amuricur: Check out my sweet ass
• Black Widow: Check out my boobs they're the only one's you'll see in this movie
• Iron Man: When I made that suit I had no idea it would eventually be a cockblock
• Hawkeye: I'm evil rn bbl
• Thor: I'm in Asgard atm
• Agent Coulson: Hey Captain so I may have caressed you while you were chillin' in a chunk of ice also I designed a costume for you do you want to be friends can I take a picture with you can I touch your abs seriously just lift your shirt for a second so I can touch them
• Loki: I don't always dress like a human to be inconspicuous but when I do I immediately attack a German official in the middle of a party
• Capt. Amuricur: We interrupt this program to bring you AMERICA
• Iron Man: Sup Captain
• Everyone: GAAAAAAAAAY
• LATER, IN A PLANE
• Thor: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhug
• Loki: Thor technically brohug doesn't apply because we're not even related
• Thor: You'll always be my brother, Loki-chan. Now allow me to look deep into your eyes and invade your intimate personal space with my beard
• Everyone: GAAAAAAAAAAY
• Iron Man: IRON GLOMP
• Thor: You wanna go motherfucker let's break the forest
• Smokey the Bear: But Thor only you can prevent forest fires
• Capt. Amuricur: GUYS STAWP IT
• Loki: Eatspopcorn.gif
• BACK AT THE FLOATING CASTLE LEGION OF DOOM
• Bruce Banner: Sup
• Iron Man: Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe
• Everyone: Shit now what the fuck do we ship
• AFTER MUCH BANTER
• Capt. Amuricur: What the fuck you're making nukes you nuke-makers
• Bruce Banner: I am slightly ticked off
• Iron Man: I think you should hulk out
• Capt. Amuricur: Shut up tony or I'll invade your personal space
• Iron Man: Not if I invade yours first
• Capt. Amuricur: I am gonna fight you so hard later
• Iron Man: You smell like justice
• Everyone: GAAAAAAAAAAAY
• Hawkeye: Still evil here
• EXPLOSIONS OCCUR
• Bruce Banner: It's not easy being green
• Loki: I am escaping from my cage now
• Thor: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhug oh shit
• Iron Man: Fixing things with science
• Capt. Amuricur: Assisting with ab-power
• Hawkeye: Fucking shit up with Arrows
• Agent Coulson: Hey I'm about to be badass I hope Loki doesn't take me from behind teehee oh shit
• Loki: I take people no other way
• Loki: Lates Onee-san
• Nick Fury: No Agent you can't die I don't know how to fill out paperwork
• Agent Coulson: Tell Captain America.... I wrote.... twilight fanfiction.... about us.... shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
• Nick Fury:
• Agent Coulson: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
• Nick Fury:
• Agent Coulson: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
• Everyone: He was a good man. He was a good agent. And The Avengers couldn't have existed without his sacrifice.
• Everyone: Also GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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Tony Stark/Iron Man

The Avengers (2012)

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“You have heart.”

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